Its Good To Laugh

A Dinner to Remember"A June bride loved collecting the recipes featured on a local radio station each Saturday morning. One Saturday, she had to go out , so she asked her new husband to copy the radio recipe that morning. The husband did his best, but somehow tuned in to two stations at once. One was broadcasting the recipe his new bride wanted , but the other? Morning exercises.When the bride returned home, this is what her proud husband handed her:

1. Hands on hips, place one cup of flour on shoulders, raise knees, curl toes, and wash roughly in one-half cup of milk.
2. Count to four, raising and lowering legs, and wash two hardboiled eggs in a sieve. Repeat six times.
3. In hale one-half teaspoon of baking powder, one cup of flour, then breathe naturally. Exhale and sift.
4. Jump to your feet and bend whites of eggs backward and forward.
5. Arms overhead, raise the cooked egg in flour and, counting to four, make stiff dough.
6. Lie flat in flour and roll into marbles the size of walnuts.
7. Hop to straddle in boiling water, but do not boil at a gallop. After ten minutes, remove and wipe with a dry towel.
8. Breath deeply. Dress in warm flannels and serve with fish soup." -Excerpt from Three Weddings and a Giggle BY: Liz Curtis Higgs, Carolyn Zane, and Karen Ball.

Ps. Send this to all your friends its sure to make their day and make them laugh. -Jenn-

The Adventures of P&B!

I have been reading from acts and recently I read Acts 14:8-20. It's called Gods or Men? Paul and Barnabas have just gone to Lystra and they see this man who can't walk. Paul told him to get up and walk, and he did. They thought that P and B where gods. Paul then said they were not gods but men just like them. They wanted the men to embrace God as their one true God. Verse 15 says "We don't make God; he makes us, and all of this-- sky, earth, sea, ,and everthing in them". Paul was then beaten, but he got up and with B went on his way to preach in Derbe. P and B had great faith, and nothing or no one could stop them from preaching the gosspil and worshiping the one true God. If every christian ( and this includes me) had their faith, their would be alot more christians. We can't always be luke warm. That's what I have to work on, is showing people what christ can do for them, by letting them see what he has done for me. Pray for me (the school is my battlefield). Why is it so hard to tell people about christ. P and B had no propblem telling everyone about God.

Just Write

Well........this is my new blog!! I don't really know what to write..............so its probably going to be really random but, everything in my life is random. I feel weird writing things on the Internet. LOL.