Its Good To Laugh

A Dinner to Remember"A June bride loved collecting the recipes featured on a local radio station each Saturday morning. One Saturday, she had to go out , so she asked her new husband to copy the radio recipe that morning. The husband did his best, but somehow tuned in to two stations at once. One was broadcasting the recipe his new bride wanted , but the other? Morning exercises.When the bride returned home, this is what her proud husband handed her:

1. Hands on hips, place one cup of flour on shoulders, raise knees, curl toes, and wash roughly in one-half cup of milk.
2. Count to four, raising and lowering legs, and wash two hardboiled eggs in a sieve. Repeat six times.
3. In hale one-half teaspoon of baking powder, one cup of flour, then breathe naturally. Exhale and sift.
4. Jump to your feet and bend whites of eggs backward and forward.
5. Arms overhead, raise the cooked egg in flour and, counting to four, make stiff dough.
6. Lie flat in flour and roll into marbles the size of walnuts.
7. Hop to straddle in boiling water, but do not boil at a gallop. After ten minutes, remove and wipe with a dry towel.
8. Breath deeply. Dress in warm flannels and serve with fish soup." -Excerpt from Three Weddings and a Giggle BY: Liz Curtis Higgs, Carolyn Zane, and Karen Ball.

Ps. Send this to all your friends its sure to make their day and make them laugh. -Jenn-